It’s a Girl

Like most newborns — or at least like those newborns gracious enough to spare their parents the torment of incessant crying — Delphine sleeps about 22 hours out of the day. But that doesn’t mean she’s just, you know, asleep. No, she grunts and squeaks and snores her way through slumber. And sometimes she goes through an entire oh-wait-maybe-I’m-waking-up-and-am-going-to-cry routine — before falling fully asleep again. These 10 photos, taken over the course of about five seconds, show her faking us out before zonking out again.