vegas, baby
Our insurance agents like us. They really like us. They send us birthday cards signed by everybody at the office. And now that we’ve had a baby (and added her to our life-insurance policies, of course), we’ve been upgraded from birthday-card status to baby-blanket status.
The color, font, angle, and sheen of the script on the blanket, however, reminded us of nothing so much as a Vegas billboard.
“One Night Only — Delphine Virginia!”
Maybe she has a future as a showgirl.
LOL.